I think I have a weird sense of humour… Today I was doing the accounts and as I was about to screw up an invoice from the quilt shop I went to yesterday, I noticed that one of the line entries was “Fat Quarter Ass Fabric”!!!
Quilters know that this is a collection of assorted ‘fat quarters’, but you might get strange looks from someone who didn’t quilt. (BTW, a ‘fat quarter’ is a piece of fabric that is a quarter yard wide and half the width of fabric. At least, that’s what I think it is!)
Rhonda Bracey: At Random 