I just saw this incident report from a client (who shall remain nameless). Normally I just skim these, but the first line of the incident caught my eye, so I kept reading. The incident wasn’t funny, but I laughed out loud at the final sentence 😉
BTW, “IP” is “Injured Person”.
There's even humour in incident reports
Rhonda Bracey: At Random 
I love reading incident reports. Someone needs to put together a book: Funniest Incident Reports.