Rhonda Bracey: At Random

So I go into town today to get some groceries and I park in the main street—as you do. I get back to the car and what do I find? Little bits of cow poo scattered all over the side and top and back of the car, on the windscreen, the hood, you name it! Some cattle truck obviously went past and some cow decided it was time…

I bet the people at the cafe across the road got a laugh. I know I would’ve laughed had it been some other poor sucker who got crapped on. Not so funny when it’s your recently-washed car!

It’s fun living in the country.

Bits of cow dung over car